Jack: Where were you born?

Malema: South Africa ...

Jack: Which part?

Malema: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in South Africa .



Malema and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car:

Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Malema: Don't worry, I have one more.



Malema: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Malema: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.



Malema joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Malema did till evening.

Malema: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!!

Malema: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!!


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Malema: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?



Malema: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Malema: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'KAYA FM Radio!'



NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Malema: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Interviewer shouts: Stop it!!!

Malema: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.....


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Malema: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Malema: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .


One day Malema walks into a Nando's and order's a 1/4 chicken meal. The lady at the counter asks him if he wants it hot. Malema hearing this was outraged "WHAT? Ofcourse I want it HOT! I want it very very very HOT!" He then turned around and told the next customer in line. "Can you believe these poople, jus coz Im black they want to give me the cold Shiggen!"